The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.585 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 10,641 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,801 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 6^th in the world and 1^st in USSR for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 18,419.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.